sábado, 29 de marzo de 2008

Loro cantador

Esto es un chiste y de los buenos (el dibujo es de mi hermano Raúl):

Esto es un loro que vivía en un castillo y al que le gustaba cantar mucho y su dueño ya harto le dice:

-¡Calla o te meto en el frigorífico!
Y como no se calló lo metió en el frigorífico.Y se pone el loro a cantar: Navidad, Navidad, dulce navidad

-¡Calla o te meto en el microondas!
Y como no se calló lo metió en el microondas . Y se pone el loro a cantar otra vez: ¡Ay que calor que calor que tengo, que buena estoy que tipo tengo!
Ya el hombre harto de escuchar al loro tanto cantar le dice:
-¡Calla o te mato!
Y como no se calló lo mató.Y se pone el alma del loro :¡Devuelveme la vida que me la has quitao que me la has quitao que me la has quitao!

15 comentarios:

mar dijo...

Jaja...muy bueno el chiste.
Un besito y una estrella.

mar dijo...

Sabes hace poquito entregue el premio eclipse de luna por mi primer cumpleaños del blog...por aquel entonces no te conocia, pero creo que eres merecedora de este premio tanto como a todos los que se los di...asi que te entrego el premio eclipse de luna.
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LA TIATAN dijo...

Buenos dias Princesa.
El chiste muy bueno. Ya te contare chistes yo, pero cuando seas mas mayor, que los mios son muy cochinos.
El dibujo de tu hermano muy chulo.
Y tu preciosa y dulce como siempre
Un besito Princesa

encarni dijo...

joer, con el loro, tiene canciones para todo....Bss

Doña Paranoica dijo...

Son las primeras sonrisas de la tarde. Así que gracias.

Un besazo!!!!!!!

mar dijo...

Pasaba a saludarte..
Un besito y una estrella.

Elisabet dijo...

Mar ya tengo tu premio, muchas gracias por el premio, por pasarte a saludarme y por las estrellas . La tatian me puedes contar chistes a mi después de las poesias y de las adivinanzas es lo que mas me gusta.
Doña paranoica me alegro de poder hacer sonreir.

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